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The Christmas Season

• Me: In the past, if my mom was buying me anything in the month of December, she would just shove it under the tree and act like it was a present.
• Roommate: Like what?
• Me: One year I got shampoo and body wash under the tree.
• Him: Really?
• Me: Yea, thankfully when I was young and believed in Santa I didn't connect the dots that he doesn't bring kids personal hygiene products.